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YOU SHOULD FUCKING READ THIS !?X

YOU SHOULD FUCKING READ THIS !?X

" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME !?"
WHILE I,M READING 50 SHADES OF GREY!
CHRISTIAN GOT ME ALL HORNEY SEE!
& NOW YOU WANT A FUCKING WEE ?
I WOULDNT HAVE TO READ THIS !
IF YOU WOULD ONLY PLAY WITH ME !
EVEN NOW. YOU ONLY WANT A PISS !
YOU SHOULD FUCKING READ THIS !
COS YOU AIINT GOT A FUCKING CLUE!
WHAT IT IS, YOUR SURPOSED TO DO!?
ALL YOU WANT IS THE BLOODY LOO!
ANASTASIA GETS IT ALL FUCKING NIGHT!
HER TAKES HER TO HEAVEN
ON A 1ST CLASS FLIGHT!
HE HAS A ROOM OF PAIN !
WHERE HE GIVES IT TO 
HER. AGAIN & AGAIN !!!
WHICH OFFER,S VAST DELIGHT,S !
MAKES SWEET LOVE TO
HER ALL FUCKING NIGHT!
YOU DONT EVEN ATTEMPT 
TO GET IN MY FUCKING TIGHT,S !
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
WORK FUCKING NIGHT,S !
NOW GO THE FUCK AWAY!
THERE,S NOTHING MORE 
THERE IS TO SAY !!!
I,M FRIGGING OVER MR GREY!
& PRETENDING TO BE ANASTASIA!
FOR JUST ONE FUCKING DAY !X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Valerie Lynn

Well this got my attention!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!! A vote from me for this one! ;)

Val <3

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