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YOUR DIRTY MIND,S !?X

YOUR DIRTY MIND,S !?X

OH HOW YOUR EYE,S CAN DECEIVE YOU?
YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCAMPS!
TAKE A CLOSER SECOND LOOK!
IT,S ONLY A FUCK N LAMP!?
I BET SOME MEN GOT STIFF?
THINKING THEY WOULD LOVE A SNIFF!?
THINKING HOW TINY, WAS HER THONG!
& IT WAS A POXY LAMP, ALL ALONG!
I BET YOU WANTED TO TOUCH HER SKIN?
& WISHED YOU COULD, JUST DIVE IN!
NOW. I BET YOU FEEL A RIGHT DICK?
THAT IT,S ONLY A LAMP!
THAT YOU NEED TO PLUG IN!
THE PEACHEY WALLS THAT YOU 
THOUGHT WAS HER ARSE
& LEGS SO FIT & INVITING?
THAT COULDN,T LOOK ANY TIGHTER!
& WAS SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN THE
LIGHT CAME ON IN YA BRAIN!
& YA REALISE,IT WAS ONLY AN UPLIGHTER??

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

It had me fooled my Queen, Haha 5* Vote from me Tracy, you always brighten my day :)

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