Your having a giraffe..

Just a normal Sunday sitting in my chair

When all of a sudden in walked my Auntie Uncle Claire

What the hell you doing? Barging in like that

He said your not going fucking believe it i just ran over a cat

I said the only pussy in this house is my other half

we played a few drinking games and i beat him in charades

he had enough of that wanted to play with cards he reckons 

games that i play are to fucking hard

Well i had enough of his lip I couldn't take no more

So i rubbed his face on a cheese gator and now hes fucking sore