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" YOUR A LAUGHING STOCK...COCK"!?X

" YOUR A LAUGHING STOCK...COCK"!?X

" HOW YOU HAVE GOT THE NERVE
TO SAY YOU HAVE NEVER HAD DEFEAT!
WHEN YOU DO DISPLAY, SO LITTLE MEAT
DONT THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT ITS A TREAT
NO WONDER NO FEMALES, FALL AT YOUR FEET
YOUR FINE KING, THE MIGHTY MARTYR
HAS HANDED DOWN HIS CHIPOLATA 
GOD KNOWS HOW HE BECAME KING ?
WITH SUCH A TINY LITTLE THING !
THIS IS THE WORLDS FIRST EVER BURN
WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
YOU,VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOUR TURN
YOU COULD HAVE WORN A BLOODY JOCK
TO HIDE AWAY THAT PATHETIC COCK!
& LOL, YOUR A LAUGHING STOCK!
OR YOU COULD HAVE WORN ONE OF YOUR PRETTY FROCKS?
MEN LIKE YOU SHOULD BE PUT IN THE STOCKS
& BANNED FROM SHOWING THEIR MINUTE COCKS!!
& WHATS THAT?..FUCK ME , LOOKS LIKE THE POX?
HERE, QUICK COVER IT WITH ONE OF MY SOCKS
& TRY & COVER THEM RIDICULOUS BOLLOCKS!
BEFORE YOU GET PELTED WITH ROCKS!
ITS BAD ENOUGH, THAT YOUR ALREADY
A FUCK N LAUGHING STOCK, COCK"!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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