Your Resident Clown

I love to laugh no question bout that

Clowning and being absurd

D'ya hear the one bout a girl and a sailor

Limericks got lotsa bad words

How is laughter defined in the dictionary

Beside it, there's a picture of Jack

With a cute definition that reads like this

Very nice but a bit outta whack

Sure don't appreciate that nasty last line

May not be an Einstein or a Gates

But still have other redeeming factors

Hot dogs? I can eat twenty-eight

In our local community I'm surely loved

They think there's nobody sweeter

Ride a motorized cart round the stores

Once maimed a Walmart greeter

Bottom line is to this crazy nonsense

No doubt I'm a fun loving jester

But I can get quite belligerent at times

And give you a very rude gesture