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Your Resident Clown

Your Resident Clown

I love to laugh no question bout that

Clowning and being absurd

D'ya hear the one bout a girl and a sailor

Limericks got lotsa bad words

How is laughter defined in the dictionary

Beside it, there's a picture of Jack

With a cute definition that reads like this

Very nice but a bit outta whack

Sure don't appreciate that nasty last line

May not be an Einstein or a Gates

But still have other redeeming factors

Hot dogs? I can eat twenty-eight

In our local community I'm surely loved

They think there's nobody sweeter

Ride a motorized cart round the stores

Once maimed a Walmart greeter

Bottom line is to this crazy nonsense

No doubt I'm a fun loving jester

But I can get quite belligerent at times

And give you a very rude gesture

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Jack Ha HA lovely fun write 
you always bring a smile to my face 
enjoyed my friend love n hugs Debs xx

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Jack Ellison

Thanks Debs and BTW, the Walmart greeter survived but still has a limb and his speech is slurred!!!

Love and hugs, Jack xxx

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Jack Ellison

That should be... "still has a limp" LOL

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Tony Taylor

You crack me up JACK!!....."I once maimed a WalMart greeter.." (LOL!)....... just being yourself has got to be gratifying brother poet......thanx for making me smile!! ~ ALL STARS.... your friend and admirer......T xo

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Jack Ellison

Hey Mr. T... as I told Debs, the Walmart greeter survived but still has a limp and his speech is slurred!!! So nice you treat me like a normal person, bro!!! Cheers and have a fantastic day! Jacko xx

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J A Overton

HI jack another great one. can i be so bold and make a suggestion, it would read better split in stanzas i saw at least 3 you could make where it breaks quite easily cheers jeff 

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J A Overton

I love to laugh no question bout that
Clowning and being absurd
D'ya hear the one bout a girl and a sailor
Limericks got lotsa bad words

How is laughter defined in the dictionary
Beside it, there's a picture of Jack
With a cute definition that reads like this
Very nice but a bit outta whack

Sure don't appreciate that nasty last line
May not be an Einstein or a Gates
But still have other redeeming factors
Hot dogs? I can eat twenty-eight

In our local community I'm surely loved
They think there's nobody sweeter
Ride a motorized cart round the stores
Once maimed a Walmart greeter

Bottom line is to this crazy nonsense
No doubt I'm a fun loving jester
But I can get quite belligerent at times
And give you a very rude gesture
like that jack, if you dont mind me saying? sorry if you do 

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