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YOUR....NO.1 !? X

YOUR....NO.1 !? X

I KNOW I SAID THERE WOULDN,T BE A. 1001!
& THAT MY JOB HERE WAS DONE ?
NOW IT,S 1002, BECAUSE OF MY 
DEAR GRANDAD. SO SAD , BUT SO TRUE!
BUT, THIS REALLY IS THE LAST ONE!
SO MUCH FOR MY MIND & PEN TO REST!
WITH WHAT EVER IT IS, THAT I,VE BEEN BLESSED?
& TO ALL THAT I HAVE CONFESSED
MY PEN IS STILL SMOKING HOT !
& REST A WHILE ! IT WILL NOT!?
HAVE TO WRITE THEM, OR THERE SOON FORGOT
YOU,LL NEVER ALL FORGET-ME-NOT?
FUNNY AS FUCK, SO WISH ME LUCK!
WHEN MY IDENTITY IS UNCOVERED
ALL OVER MY BOOKS BACK COVER
& TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS & YET TO COME
SEEING THE PRIDE, BURST FROM ME MUM!
UNTIL MY BLESSED KINGDOM IS DONE
I,LL HAVE TO PAY SECURITY
TO KEEP MY FANS AT BAY
I,VE ALREADY WROTE 6 MORE TODAY!
THERE,S PROBABLY ANOTHER 1000 ON THERE WAY?
GOT LOADS MORE , STASHED AWAY
I,M SAVING THEM FOR A RAINY DAY!
MY GHOST WRITER, WONT GO AWAY?
& FOR ALL OF EVERY-ONE
I FEEL AS IF I,VE ALMOST WON?
& BELIEVE ME , THERE,S MUCH MORE FUN!
&  THERE,S LOADS MORE TO COME!
A DIFFERENT WORLD FOR ME & MY JOURNEY 
COULD HAVE MAYBE! JUST BEGUN?
I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW 
WHEN THE JOB IS DONE !!
LOVE TO TO ALL FOR NOW
FROM YOUR NO. 1 XXXXXXXXXXX

Tracy Timothy xx
 

 

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Nardine Sanderson

Your definitely no.1 , and so much fun, love you xoxo great write

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Tracy Timothy

YOUR A STAR NARDINE X AW THANK YOU SO MUCH HON X

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