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" YOUR..THE BUN FOR ME !?"X

" YOUR..THE BUN FOR ME !?"X

" PLEASE MY DARLING, DO NOT RUN!
AWAY FROM ME AGAIN, MY GORGEOUS SEXY BUN
I KNOW SOMETIMES, THAT I CAN BE DUMB !
& SOMETIMES I SULK & SUCK MY THUMB!
BUT, DO NOT TELL ME, THAT WE ARE DONE ?
SO, PLEASE LET ME BACK, INTO YOUR SEXY BUN
ITS TOOK ME TOO LONG, TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE! 
& ME & YOU TOGETHER, PUT THE F INTO FUN!
DONT FORGET, WHAT I CAN DO WITH ME TONGUE !
YOUR  IN 1ST PLACE, IN MY HEART, YOU HAVE ALREADY WON
YOU ARE  DEFINITELY , THE BUN  FOR ME
WILL YOU BELIEVE ME, IF I GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE !?
YOU ARE THE BUN, WHO COMPLETES ME
WITHOUT YOU, I AM JUST, SO EMPTY 
WE HAVE SUCH A WICKED CHEMISTRY
& WHEN WERE TOGETHER, IT CAN GET VERY SAUCY
BACK IN YOUR FOLDS, IS WHERE I WANNA BE !
I MEAN IT THIS TIME, THIS IS MY FINAL PLEA !
IF YOU LEFT ME, IT WILL BE A CATASTROPHE
AS YOU ARE THE BUN, THAT I WANNA MARRY
SO , STOP BLOODY, RUNNING AWAY FROM ME 
WITHOUT YOUR LOVE, I AM NO HOT DOG !
SO, SAY YOU,LL BE MINE, NOW GIVE US A SNOG !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Devon La Porte

Lol. Iam left with images of a hot dog bun running away from the hot dog. So humorously amusing, you have that style of yours that you own and I admire that. Love the lines putting the f in fun and when were together it gets saucy lol, I  hope not in real life I don't know how sensual it can get with ketchup and mustard. That bun will give in because there is no other way to enjoy a hot dog. Thank you for the smiles on a fun metaphorical write.

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Tracy Timothy

HEY DEVON, THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS, i APPRECIATE THAT YOU LOVE MY UNIQUE STYLE. GLAD I MADE YA GIGGLE X

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Kimmy Alan

I want you to know Tracy, when I was a kid a this sort of poem would land you in prison.  

Thank God it isn't that way now, or I'd have to bust you out to enjoy reading them.

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Tracy Timothy

SORRY KIMMY..JUST SEEN YOUR COMMENTS. I WOULD BE ARRESTED FOR SURE BACK IN THE DAY LOL..CHEERS MATE

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