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ZAG & ZIT !?X

ZAG & ZIT !?X

WHERE THE FUCK DID 
THIS ZIT COME FROM !?
IT WERENT THERE WHEN 
I PUT MY MAKE-UP ON !
IF I GIVE HIM A SQUEEZE
HE POPS OUT ON A SPRING
I MAY JUST KEEP HIM !
THE CHILDREN WILL 
BE WELL GIGGLING
HE CAN BE PART OF MY ACT
FOUND BY ACIIDENT
GETTING  A SPOT ZAPPED!
THIS REALLY IS QUITE BIZARRE
BEATS RIDING IN 
AN OLD CLOWN,S CAR!
ME & MY ZIT.. MAY GO FAR !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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