Poem -

ZOINK,S!?x

ZOINK,S!?x

THE GUY,S SET OFF FOR THE BEACH
IN THE .DREAM MACHINE!
VELMA WAS ESPECIALY EXCITED
BECAUSE SHE HAD NEVER BEEN!
THEY THOUGHT THEY,D HAVE A NICE PLAY!
ON THIS VERY BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!
THEY,D NEVER SEEN VELMA WITHOUT HER CLOTHES!
& WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF THE TENT!
SHAGGY & FREDIE,S DICK,S HAD ROSE!
SCOOBY,S TAIL WAS AS HARD AS A ROCK!
& FREDDIE & SHAGGY HAD TO TRY
& HIDE THEIR HARD COCKS!
DAPHNE WAS NOT AMUSED !
SCOWLING..HANDS ON HIPS!
SHE WAS SO JEALOUS THAT
VELMA. HAD A BETTER PAIR OF TIT,S!
THEY WEREN,T INTERESTED IN HER BALL!
THEY WERE TOTALY IN SHOCK!
AT VELMA. IN BARELY FUCK ALL!
THEY SOON FORGOT ABOUT PLAYING BALL!
& THEY ALL WENT BACK INTO THE TENT!
& HAD A RIGHT GOOD..FREE FOR ALL!!X

Tracy Timothy xx

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