To Be Or Not To Be Politically Correct

Any one know the politically correct way to tell a owner of a restaurant that the restroom is out of toilet paper ? Here is my way," Sire, The throne room is out of royal stationary."

I thought this one up while I was having dinner at The Chadds Ford Tavern In Chadds Ford Pa,

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

August 2, 2015