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Entrances & Exits

Entrances & Exits

Medusa (Mitchell's Mum)
I want you both out of here, quickly people. And wear hijabs. 

Cosmia
Do Not Go Out

Mitchell 
OH, my god, oh no, what did we fu----- do! 

Cosmia
Calm down.... 

Stabs Medusa with an Epipen. 

5 seconds later...

Oh my ---------- noooo. Fuvk. 

Mitchell 

Mi never ask yauh fa-- (Cuts Off)

Cosima

Thats it, I'm out 

Arabella WAIT! There's a port authority bus coming. DO NOT GO OUT.  

Arabella 

(Walking while talking...) I don't care, he's white I don't want him thinking i'm unsure of my identity and my blackness. I'm going to get hit. This is Kansas. 

Cosima

Wait! (Running after Arabella) 

She stands in front of her and yells.

Do not put your big foot down one more step, you will shake the world one day! Get a grip them. You're hard on the outside and soft on the inside, now soar. 

Mitchell

(Audibly Gasps)

That's the nicest thing i've heard a native say in this small big town. I despise her.  Mi wanna take u h4igh3% 4ever mon of all samoan tribes mon.

STORY ENDS

 

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