Hen House Or Locker Room Talk ?
Hen House Or Locker Room Talk ?
Anyone out there notice the difference between how woman and men talk about their significant other? When woman have an Old Fashion Hen House Party, they usually try to out brag one another on how wonderful their significant other is.
Where when men get evolved in the Old Locker Room Talk,they usually try to out brag each other on how their significant other is the biggest ball and chain.
Well I am one guy who has broken the mold. I have only great things to say about my Girl friend.
For example my girlfriend doesn’t have a Princess Complex,she always makes sacrifices so when we go on vacation and we have to fly to our vacation destination, she always sits in the overhead compartment ,so we can afford to fly First Class.
My girlfriend is so humble and accommodating to fulfill my sexual fantasies.
she never uses the excuse that she has a headache to deny me sex.
She is willing to climb in to my carry on gym bag so we can sneak off to the air plane’s Rest Room to join the Mile High Club with out getting caught .
A lot of men complain about their woman being a Chatty Cathy Doll during sex.
The only sound I hear my girl friend making during sex is she softly hisses sweet little nothings in my ear.
Some men complain that their woman have too many ta-toes on their body,they look like a badly vandalized billboard .
Not my girl friend she is classy,she only has one small ta toe that is locate on the bottom of her foot,it is a circle with the the words Rubber Made in it.
I know you guys out there are jealous of me because I have such a great woman.
Encase she break up with me . Do you want her name and phone number?
Her name is Inflatable Flow.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
DEC 27,2015
