hilarious true stories

Lmao not a rumour... beware from source... 

This woman had a son named lane... she named him lane because she got pregnant after fucking his father in the back lane of a bar... hahaha true

These crazy construction workers paid a hooker... took her out to the country and paid the woman 100 bucks to get fucked by a dog... and she did it... lol true

This guy walked in a dairy queen to get a ice cream sundae... it looked like he just got off a horse for the first time and he was in a lot of pain... the lady asked him "crushed nuts". He said "no artheritis". Lm