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the surfer ghost of white rock.

A very long time ago, there lived a surfer named dan da bran.

they called him dan the bran because he liked to eat tons of bran typed foods.

one stormy night, he saw the one opertunity to get some waves to go surfing.

his friends tried to stop him, but he had a bran muffin, bran flaked cerial, and a bran donut.

(don't ask about the bran donut, its complicated.)

so his mind was going out for a good surf on the one time that he could actually do so.

(don't ask me how that works, dan was a real odd ball.)

so he took the oppurtunity and got a real great wave.

but something happened, the bran kicked in. and he couldn't hold it in.

so he fell off his board out of despuration and fell head first as a lightning bult fell from the sky.

no one could find his body, no one could find his a trace of his board either.

now adays you will find dan's friends ghosts out on really stormy nights warning people about not surfing in white rock.

comfusing people, because lets face it. theres no way you can surf in white rock beach.

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Jimmy Arnold

Brother (Russ), what's up??

Spoken like a true and experienced surfer in deed....My Truest of friends...A Writer, Poet, Good friend, Russ if you were a baseball player, you would be batting (500) a perfect game....Surfer Ghost of White Rock Beach, puts me in mind of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, only on water and the title is very catchy..... 

From one friend to another,

Jim

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Russel James Mackie

you got pretty far in the funnel your self Jim. being a counsil member and all. conradulations are in order I do believe. congrats Jim.

signed Russ.

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