Swabbing The Deck Talk

Anyone out there have an idea how one Pirate would tell another, that Their not into anal sex ?

Here is what i think you will hear the nu anal sex Pirate say," RRRRR, I love to have a Lassy Shimmy up my timber !"
"But I don't want to have any thing from the Poop Deck to get on my timber."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

March 13,2016