Terminator Chicken

Two friends are trying to decide which grocery store they should go to , to do their weekly food shopping.  
One say to the other, " I think we should shop at a whole foods store,be cause their meat come from animals that were  raised with out the use of steroids ."
Other guy asks  his friend,"when you eat steroid free meat,can you see or taste a difference in the quality of the meat?" 
His friend relied,''No, but last night at dinner time, my steroid raised chicken meat did his best Arnold Schwarzenegger  impersonation and threaten to break my face if I try to cut him up with my fork and knife. " 

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Mar 24, 2014