Three Things A Wife or Death Row Inmate Will Receive.

A coworker During our morning Break Time was overhead sharing his experience of what the sexual relationship is like between a husband and wife.   He was sharing his insider information with a coworker who was looking forward to tying the knot  with his long time girl friend the following weekend. 
 The all knowing married man compare the 24 hours leading up to having sex with His wife,to the procedures a Prison Guard has to lead a Inmate on Death Row through ,before they get executed .
  So the Married Man states," There are three things that my wife and a Condemned to Death Inmates  gets."

"First thing, the  Condemned to Death Inmate  gets is a last meal."
"I have to take my Wife out to a fancy restaurant ."

" Second thing,   the  Condemned to Death Inmate get a last request."
" My wife's request is to take her to the Opera ." 

" Third thing,  the  Condemned to Death Inmate gets , they are offered to be given the last rights  to them by a prison chaplain.     Then they experience the feeling of dread come over them,and their feet will feel heavy as they are escorted down the hall to the Executed Chamber."
" My wife  is offered a strong drink .She is offered the opportunity for me to  pray to God for her,that He will comfort  and give her strength  to be able to walk the longest Mile, so she wont run away. Then she will experience the feeling of dread,and her feet will feel heavy as she is escorted down the hall to our Bed  chamber."

Then the Married man throws out the unasked quest," Will she get gassed?"
He answer himself," Depends on if I ordered spicy food at the fancy restaurant!"

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 16 2013