Turn The Tables

You ever been asked a question by someone you think is trying to  belittle you before other other people?   I find for a man who is a  heterosexual.  but not lucky with the ladies can be intimidated by someone asking them if they are queer.
 So when someone asks me this question, I always try to turn the table on them with a humorous reply.   Here is one of my favorite,  " Friend , I have been driving a tractor trailer for 15 years , and not once have I backed my  trailer into someone's flag pole.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Sept 2, 2014