Work Place Dictionary

Two Guys were in the break room bashing their boss, and the boss overheard their complaints about him as he was entering the room. So the brown nosier out of the two employees, went up to the boss and asked how he was doing (not knowing the boss over heard them bashing him behind his back.)
The boss response, “I am feeling Fan testicular!”
The two employees look at each other with a confused look on their faces, and ask the boss in unison, “What does t...hat mean?”
“The Boss response, “it means it’s a fantastic day for me to be dick!”
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
April 5, 2017