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You or Me?

You or Me?

Earth Day in the Park Couple Rory & Poppy going for a jog

Rory
I love how Ashton Kutcher is no longer saving these bitches and hoes from their demise.

Ghost of Michael Jackson
What do you mean? He really started that program to save lives.

Poppy
What my man means is that, If I had a kill list you'd be right at the top. 
Do you allegiances lie with the trump family or Joe and Kamala, or the Cherokee lady. 

Rory
Wonderful isn't she? 

Ghost of Michael Jackson
Hey, I'm just here to keep the floor open. 

Poppy
There are things that hurt my feelings, people interrupting me while I work, or read, or steal and I really don’t like people doing random acts of kindness while these things are happening. So thanks Michael, just go away. 

Cops 
Freeze little dark bitch, gotcha. 

THE END 

 

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