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March 8th - International...

March 8th - International Women's Day The World Over

Down to the wire, before this
calendrical occasion doth expire,
though arbitrary twenty four...

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Battery (for Hyundai Sonata...

Battery (for Hyundai Sonata) Needed Today

Frugality worn by fiat generated
by alternate fickle finger of fate,
the plus side being said...

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Cutting

She didn’t hear me whimpering,
she didn’t hear me cry.
She didn’t hear the scissors.
...

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The Burrowing Instinct

The Burrowing Instinct

(alternately titled...
whoops rites of spring
prematurely ejaculated).

This...

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Unrequited Car Rearing...

Unrequited Car Rearing Paramours Of Yesteryear

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

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Get Out Of My Head Mister...

Get Out Of My Head Mister Chatterbox!

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE"...

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A Former Slender Man...

A Former Slender Man Deplores Weight Gain

I loathe shucking clothes,
(no matter eyes severely myopic)
in preparation for here goes...

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Summit Times Ja Just Gotta...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

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NOT "FAKE" NEWS.....

NOT "FAKE" NEWS...THIS JUST IN...

FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?
plunged into where...

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Telling "White Lies"

Telling "White Lies"

My mother got born November
thirteenth, nineteen hundred thirty five
within poverty stricken...

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A Life Bereft Of Healthy...

A Life Bereft Of Healthy Risk = >

Absolute Zero Value

Spectator role questioned,
(sans existence, no more
relegated to...

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Circa February 28th, 1968 -...

Circa February 28th, 1968 - The Former Leiper Estate

Soon after our family settled
into the sprawling estate
named "Glen Elm" approximate
...

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After the weekend: Predawn...

After the weekend: Predawn Creatures

A serviette creeps up on unsuspecting ankles;
her beak-folds are decked in bbq lippy, “x x x!”...

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Adieu To Mild Winter 2019

Adieu To Mild Winter 2019

This last day of February two thousand nineteen
Southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
...

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Trump University...

Trump University Valedictorian

According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of...

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“Ri Sol Ju” I would Do You

“Ri Sol Ju” I would Do You

I would
require a
Forensic Doctor
who specializes
in “Covert Poisons”
...

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Uneasy Mantra Of Brinkmanship

Uneasy Mantra Of Brinkmanship

Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces
(INF) Treaty nixed, asper (gasp) infinite
wisdom (quite...