18+

Down to the wire, before this
calendrical occasion doth expire,
though arbitrary twenty four...

Frugality worn by fiat generated
by alternate fickle finger of fate,
the plus side being said...

She didn’t hear me whimpering,
she didn’t hear me cry.
She didn’t hear the scissors.
...

(alternately titled...
whoops rites of spring
prematurely ejaculated).

This...

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE"...

I loathe shucking clothes,
(no matter eyes severely myopic)
in preparation for here goes...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?
plunged into where...

My mother got born November
thirteenth, nineteen hundred thirty five
within poverty stricken...

Absolute Zero Value

Spectator role questioned,
(sans existence, no more
relegated to...

Soon after our family settled
into the sprawling estate
named "Glen Elm" approximate
...

A serviette creeps up on unsuspecting ankles;
her beak-folds are decked in bbq lippy, “x x x!”...

This last day of February two thousand nineteen
Southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
...

According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of...

I would
require a
Forensic Doctor
who specializes
in “Covert Poisons”
...

Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces
(INF) Treaty nixed, asper (gasp) infinite
wisdom (quite...