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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
...

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Electorate on tenterhooks...

outcome of 2020 presidential election announced

Electorate on tenterhooks until...

Polling places slated to open seven o'clock
in the morning November third two thousand twenty...

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Petsmart stratagem employed...

Petsmart stratagem employed to generate business

Upon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two...

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Imminent Botox injection...

Imminent Botox injection treatment

Potential cause célèbre dermatological solution
to stem palmar hyperhidrosis,
which medical...

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Memorial service ~10:00 A.M...

at Cherry Hill, New Jersey Unitarian Fellowship

Memorial service ~10:00 A.M. October 21st, 2020...

Boyce Brandon Harris cremains
(approximately one fourth entire contents)
offered, interred,...

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Answers

Answers

maybe making myself bleed would take my pain,
maybe leaving this world behind would be the answer,...

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Rupi

Re: TEAR IT DOWN

Rupi

Your future
your dreams
You
Stated
cannot
Be built
From
...

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Maintaining marital...

Maintaining marital covenant bailiwick wife doth master

which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster
alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global...

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That wicked old witch ?

That wicked old witch ?

Beware of the wench when you ponder and play, If she sees you in her woods she will have her way..She will...

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War Stories

Dare To Dread

An art and craft takes on a new edge,
As, grey belongs to a suspect pledge.
Feeling is numbed...

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I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it the undignified.
I don't want to do it.
It makes me feel so uptight....

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Feel More ?

Stirring Troubles

Beyond music, is a torrid shroud,
Causing you to bemoan out loud,
What can give to share an...

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Death jars, nixes, and...

Death jars, nixes, and rattles mine sense and sensibilities

Father now journeys
into afterlife destination alone,
October 7th, 2020 mid afternoon
...

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Time zips by at lightspeed

Time zips by at lightspeed

Before scant opportunity
to make amends totally tubular slips away,
I (one generic doubting...

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Benevolence issues forth...

Benevolence issues forth courtesy mine eldest sibling

Thee nonpareil Amelie Beth Harris-McGeehan
blessed honest to dog goodness her person doth bring...

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Humanism my ass!

Oh what a stupid blasted species!

They claim to believe in Science,

yet they can't even...

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Inevitable demise courtesy...

Inevitable demise courtesy grim reaper

Since advent of Homo sapiens
objection overruled against immortality
all across millenniums...