Abandoned

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
...

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...

She left

I burnt all verses
I have written for her
and will write no more

...

December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents...

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

Despite countless factorial permutations
& combinations, this cyber surfer
avails left...

Me primate chronological
adolescent age evinced
flood microsoft billeted gates
...

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...

Twas the cusp of tooth thousand
twenty three summer solstice,
when yours truly (a fool...