Crusading heretic dreamt his farblunget self trapped as...October 30th, 2019
Twenty first century martyred heretic... within Middle Ages, viz glitched quirk rent asunder space/time continuum. The above haunted what constituted the worst (surreal) night sleep of mien kampf. While meshuga schlemiel submerged within deep sleep, nightmare awoke him. Far more scary regarding death by a thousand cuts. Outsize blinding orb hurled at lightspeed, traveled thru space/time continuum..., permanent outlook linkedin with medieval times. Skyhigh disembodied scepter assailed, brandished, unleashed, wielded... mortal blows bludgeoning errant innocent lumpenproletariat wayfarer. Faith no more helpful than believing in great smashing pumpkin. While somnambulant, and simultaneously oozing blood, he blindly ducked, groped, lashed... out at laser sharp ethereal essence. Though lacking substance, the machiavellian fiendish, devilish, brutish... webbed, wicked, whirled... weighless uber shape shifting entity assailed as if actual tangible heft lent substance to immaterial aspect. Uncanny transformative quality allowed, enabled, and provided sinister vicious yearning predatory ghastly intimation to relish feasting on human flesh, albeit ideally freshly killed. Such deadly lightning bolt ephemeral manifestations propelled as if hurled (out the cerulean vault) courtesy humongous cosmic sized hands linkedin to mythological gods and/or goddesses of yore. Rampant superstitions evidenced courtesy scattered bands of subdued vandals i.e. hooded hooligan hoodlum forms bearing mighty sized heavy totemic objects resembling trappings. Some bore vague cruciform resemblance. The quasi crucifictions rendered to flagellate, qua sadomasochistic rituals invariably incurring pain and suffering. The walking (even crawling) wounded scrambled, limped, groveled... while heavily armored menacing mean men (think manifold Andre the giants as twenty first century bouncers), who regularly lashed out to invalids and/or dying die hard believers.
Jean Paul Sartre's no exit refrain repeatedly played black keys ad nauseum within fifty plus shades of creased gray matter concluding ill fate as veritable unrepentant hostage. Subsequently, mine inevitable demise appeared imminent. I would willingly, give shirt off my back... Whoops – yours truly forgot about being stripped naked, and being locked at crookedly askance. Laser penetrating sharp peculiar puzzled states would pierce into the sacred soul, viz boy clamoring for his mommy. Even minus sophistication of language ability, those precursors to contemporary primates, could not help but notice thy undersized circumcised wienerschnitzel, and laughable spindle shank legs supporting average height man. Though merely five feet and eight inches tall, this rather puny primate, would tower over munchkin size hominids.That nsync with raising bajillion dollars gofundme website to promise moon, planets, stars... would without dark shadow of doubt raise suspicions manifold. Non verbal scrutiny would speak volumes mentally hashtagging, instagramming, pegging... me as an alien anachronistic species, who would probably quickly dispatch me to where wild creatures lived. Without displaying obvious panic impossible mission without cocktail of pharmaceutical prescription medication within reach bajillion years back to the future. Aye thank dog (Sirius) regarding anticipatory anxiety generating irritable bowel syndrome, nausea, racing heart soaking up bloody adrenaline, vertigo... I considered foo fighting beastie boys to cook themselves up a scrumptious meal of carnivores delight, essentially one former schlepping schlemiel dead as doornail.
