Abduction

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After the doomsday clock...

After the doomsday clock struck midnight...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

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Oy vey iz mir, one day in...

Oy vey iz mir, one day in the life of a common house broken schmeckle...,

who did pötschke
and squander many an opportunity
to become a mensch
instead he became...

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Yours truly (me) just got...

Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

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This December 17th, 2024...

This December 17th, 2024...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

who suffered cuts by a thousand knives.

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat...

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Sophistication of sinister...

Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
...

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Spirit and sponsor sane...

Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...
New Brunswick, Newfoundland...

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Poetic letter Putin the...

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

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Number forty seven - White...

Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

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If Trump wins...rest in...

If Trump wins...rest in peace - Mother of Freedom

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

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Miniscule male member doth...

Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

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Victorious flirtatious...

Victorious flirtatious foreplay

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling...

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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Into the Sturm und Drang...

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood...