Abduction

while channeling the energy of Google
exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.

I awoke from...

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

who did pötschke
and squander many an opportunity
to become a mensch
instead he became...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
...

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...
New Brunswick, Newfoundland...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling...