Abduction

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being...

In an attempt to recount how life came about on planet Earth,
thence subsequently spanning across...

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every...

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

no longer land of the free home of the brave,
original rightful occupants hoodwinked, petrified,...

(any relationship between the following poem and living persons -
namely the writer of these words...

When alive colorful turns of phrases
uttered courtesy my father or mother
whose ability to...

but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later...

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...

while channeling the energy of Google
exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.

I awoke from...