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No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...

while channeling the energy of Google
exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.

I awoke from...

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,...

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

versus being alive
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris...

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the...

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...