Abort

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Though forever sober,...

Though forever sober, nevertheless numbskull of mine throbs

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

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If Trump wins...rest in...

If Trump wins...rest in peace - Mother of Freedom

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

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Gloriously luxuriating in...

Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep...

versus being alive
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris...

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Miniscule male member doth...

Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

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Black and blue boo boo...

Black and blue boo boo bruises courtesy hurled Bobo box

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the...

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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I aim to live in the here ...

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy...

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IF THIS IS LOVE

IF THIS IS LOVE

If this is what you call Love...

Please go Love somewhere else...

Anywhere...

Do a...

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Don (ta) Ask Me 'Bout...

Don (ta) Ask Me 'Bout Exacerbation Of Trumpeted "FAKE" News

written September 19th, 2018, and following words still ring (more true) today โ€“ exactly six years later...

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Trump trumpets decree to...

Trump trumpets decree to target then deport...

visa a vis militaristic plan
a boot 15-20 million people -
undocumented hard working...

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Will wonders never cease!?

Will wonders never cease!?

Alternately titled: Last of the fluff
belonging to a Mohican
Norwegian bachelor farmer...

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ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

One of the first to yell...

โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹One of the first to have left the Basket...

They all have...

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I share one of my earlier...

I share one of my earlier attempts at cerebral entertainment.

I share one of my earlier attempt at cerebral entertainment.
Folie ร  deux
("shared madness,"...

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Aftermath from this er...

Aftermath from this er...

attempt to break thru Hadrian's Wall
while roam'n across cyberspace of urban sprawl
dark...

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ย "Trust "

ย "Trust "

ย "Trust "

"Trust "
is like glass,
once broken
it will never
be the same
again.

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After President Joe...

After President Joe Robinette Biden Junior withdrew from the presidential race...

Planet earth (the Mother of all)
breathed a collective
and palpable sigh of relief,
...

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Move on over ole Joe...

Move on over ole Joe...

and let the youngbloods take the reins
infusing our promised land with hope.

You done good...