Abort

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I hate robocalls!

I turn off damn ringer,
nonetheless...
telephone still buzzes
twenty four seven...

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Avid Bookworms On The Loose

Avid Bookworms On The Loose

The American Library Association
implores cognoscenti tubby alert
for impersonators, who...

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Anxiety went into overdrive...

"check engine light" being on

Anxiety went into overdrive regarding...

I desperately clutched
(the Peanuts stuffed animal) Woodstock
to help me absorb shock....

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Prolonged offal bout...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

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Across figurative and...

mine hardscrabble existential debacle spelled losing game of...

Across figurative and literal board...

Oft times, I experience wretchedness being alive
spurring wonderment whereby thoughts
of my...

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Futile effort to plunger...

Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink...

courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal

which won't be removed
by onsite maintenance man...

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Traditional Solitaire...

that clenched another win (yesterday June 13th, 2021) single...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

While in the midst of playing solitaire
(with losing outcome foreordained
after a couple...

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ABB.

ABB.

PPE
OCD

ASP
RSVP

SOS
ETC

SAD

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DNA

do not inoculate

DNA

it seems Spike Protein
has been..
around for millions
of years. people
now...

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Manipulation

What i’ve endured so far in my life. no more now with Liz

11/05/2021

Manipulation

Misconstrued points of view,

Wires crossed or are...

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This is Raw

This is Raw

This is Raw

Don't
be a
vagina
when
you read this
ink...

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My Shadow

He was my shadow
My little Boo Boo Bear
Pulling himself up to pat my leg
While I stood...

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June 12th 2017 TRANSITION...

June 12th 2017 TRANSITION revisited and revised today 4/2/2021

While scrolling over outdated docs
(i.e. namely OpenOffice documents)
derriĆØre seated upon...

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Poetic nugget discovered...

Poetic nugget discovered today March 29th, 2021...

while rifling thru outdated electronic drafts,
whereby yours went back to our memorable past....

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Raw bits of heavenly tasty...

Raw bits of heavenly tasty healing power...

Sown by Norwegian bachelor farmer
in tandem with baked powder milk biscuits
courtesy your...

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S'more sprawling...

S'more sprawling poppycock

ChockĀ·aĀ·block discombobulated poem
for your reading pleasure
dashed off ad hoc
my...