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Oodles Of Google Doodles...

Oodles Of Google Doodles...

visually delicious as germane strudels
the following cooked years ago
courtesy me noggin...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship...

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Anchors Aweigh...

Anchors Aweigh...

destination unknown
for this Earthling
stardate: February 26th, 2022

At sea since...

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I experience inappetence...

I experience inappetence...

(similar physiological phenomena
affected yours truly
exactly one year ago),
yet...

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A Harlem hoodlum, (albeit...

A Harlem hoodlum, (albeit respectable)...

ready for night time in bedlam
after swallowing me favorite dram,
cuz reasonable rhyme...

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An Image Of The Netherworld...

An Image Of The Netherworld Envisioned By A Misanthrope

Deep within the bowels of the Earth
(dark visceral centre)
immensely distant from the...

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Summit Times Ja Just Gotta...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

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Tears of joy, tears of pain

15/01/2022
Tears of joy,
Tears of pain

With all our worlds technology.
Why...

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Why can't people just...

30/12/2021
Why can’t people just be happy?

For the first time in my life I’m genuinely happy...

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The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief

The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief

Now scores of years
after botched minor theft penchant
courtesy security guard
...

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The Propagation Of Hate

The Propagation Of Hate

Malignant gangrenous political cancer
corrupts, festers, and poisons United States,
thus...

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Nine lives removed from...

Nine lives removed from feline groovy and royal

(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws
unless made irate, then yours truly
bares his...

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Constantly

Constant efforts
answer the calls of
constant heartache

Constant heartbreak
...

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DONALD TRUMP MUST BE...

DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY 

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE

Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined...

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Dusk dawns noticeably...

Dusk dawns noticeably earlier each night in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - yup

Which trend will continue some days before
winter solstice 2021 in Northern Hemisphere,
...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine boyhood
I experienced abhorrence
toward yours truly,
an extremely...