Accident

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Drowning

Drowning

β€œI’m a body of water, that he swims upstream with his hands tied behind his back.”

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Two Lives Are In Ruins

A boy was allergic to shellfish but nobody knew about his allergy.
I fed the boy crab and he died...

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Apostle Matthew encountered...

Apostle Matthew encountered...

artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire
Written September ninth,
two thousand and twenty...

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OOPS THEY DID IT AGAIN

Some deserve a raise...

What do we have here?

Never a dull moment from the enemy......

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August 13th, 2024 – twenty...

August 13th, 2024 – twenty five plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

Once again tis time to pony up and trot out (neigh - without horsing around) an unforgettable day...

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Beyond the mourning of...

Beyond the mourning of bereavement no stilled tears

Today marks fifth anniversary of tragic deaths
an aching breaking heart – mine
remembers four...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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The accident

Love

We fell in love as children
or this is how time will have us
Strewn together like pen to...

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The Daily Star Thursday...

The Daily Star Thursday issue...

announces Summer Solstice 2024
regarding purr ray zing planetary earthlings
paying obeisance...

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The old fart (alter cocker)...

The old fart (alter cocker) shuffle

as one fairly long run on sentence
unwittingly made locally famous
courtesy residents here at...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate...

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
...

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Lapsed contra dancer...

Lapsed contra dancer rediscovers his happy place

I tip figurative hat to the late Cathy Robertson, longtime (lifetime) Thomas Paine Unitarian Church member...

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

Crash!

Bang!

​​​​​​Clank...

Clunk...

Oops there it is...

...

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THE EDGE

THE EDGE

At the Edge once or again?

Seems like we're doing fine and...

Where did that hole come from...

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A brushstroke...

specified such so as to issue a rhyme,
but proceeded as this scribe
didst git linkedin with...

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OPEN SEASON

OPEN SEASON

Today could be a day of surprises...

Blessings...

In my journal it's all going to go......