Amusing

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The hammock

The hammock

I was chilling in the bar the other day as you do,
before I travelled to The Far East out in the...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I
experienced genesis as...

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TRUMP SNAKE POEM

Mr. President Trump Does Poetry too

I have a question...

Do I need to sit down sparrowsong?

No...

​​​​​​Do you know...

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PREDICTIONS MADE

A Bunch of Them

PREDICTIONS MADE

Are you going to scope around and watch?

​​​​You will look at something new...

You know you...

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Get out of my head mister...

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or...

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Argh, I ne'er got...

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...

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1-11-24

Today if we time it just right...

We"ll be seeing a lot of 111111111...

Date...

...

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“The Hen House”

“The Hen House”

Cooped within ancient bodies,
this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby,...

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While attempting going to...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me...

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Riptides Asunder

Rip

Riptides Asunder

Is it nobler in the mind to allow myself to feel this sensation, do I hastily torment my senses for the...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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UNASSAILABLE

The point of dreams is to color our lives
To restore the magic
To revive the lustre
To...

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RUFFLED FEATHERS

RUFFLED FEATHERS

People are freaking out when so many people actually heard the whole thing and the laughter was contagious...