Amusing

Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
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Has there ever been a time that a wrong decision was definitely the wrong decision?

Was it one of...

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

S Sunny
U Umbrellas hibernate
M miniskirts celebrate
M men’s eyes salivate
E...

This is a tale of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
In the kitchen a cake they both decided to cook...

The ballroom was alight with sparkle.
Sparkling crystal glasses, candles held in glowing chandeliers...

Four sharp suited gentlemen thought of a plan
How to obtain the takings of a Post Office van...

Your words have been repeatedly playing in my head...

For my sake, I better not have really...

The note in the school class ended up with me
Rather unlucky as the teacher happened to see
...

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...

You have such
a sad and tired, old face sir ..
She said,
as she tried desperately...

Well it's not in the garden by the tall oak tree
I've looked in the lounge under the settee
...

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get...

In the tall green grasses of clover fields of Ireland
Once covered in pines centuries ago across the...

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

My tomatoes have all gone banana’s
and I don’t mean, they have all just turned yellow ..

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