Amusing

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga...,

crafted when Wallace and Gromit
returned from their trip to the moon,
which I can prov-olone...

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Nothing is for sure

That's for sure

Nothing is for sure

There's one thing in life,
that we all know for sure,
For sure, just one thing,
No...

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Hush Now Little Wren

for my granddaughter

Shhh the owls are sleeping
darling ..
It’s near daylight and time
for all
Gods...

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WORKING LADIES

WORKING LADIES

Break Time...

Right?

You have an hour?

​​​​​​Wouldn't that make it for a Hi How was...

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UNFAIR FIGHT

Out there on display...

You have tied the hands of your opponent...

If you fought fair...

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April WC poems April First...

April poetry madness begins again!

April WC poems April First to April 5th

March 31 warm Up

Easter Bunny Warning

the Easter Bunny
had a warning
he was...

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The hammock

The hammock

I was chilling in the bar the other day as you do,
before I travelled to The Far East out in the...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I
experienced genesis as...

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TRUMP SNAKE POEM

Mr. President Trump Does Poetry too

I have a question...

Do I need to sit down sparrowsong?

No...

​​​​​​Do you know...

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PREDICTIONS MADE

A Bunch of Them

PREDICTIONS MADE

Are you going to scope around and watch?

​​​​You will look at something new...

You know you...

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Get out of my head mister...

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or...

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Argh, I ne'er got...

Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?

Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in...

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1-11-24

Today if we time it just right...

We"ll be seeing a lot of 111111111...

Date...

...

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“The Hen House”

“The Hen House”

Cooped within ancient bodies,
this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby,...

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While attempting going to...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me...