Amusing

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Riptides Asunder

Rip

Riptides Asunder

Is it nobler in the mind to allow myself to feel this sensation, do I hastily torment my senses for the...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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UNASSAILABLE

The point of dreams is to color our lives
To restore the magic
To revive the lustre
To...

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RUFFLED FEATHERS

RUFFLED FEATHERS

People are freaking out when so many people actually heard the whole thing and the laughter was contagious...

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Font Din Black

so u real???

Font Din Black


Warning! The following choppy, batty,
dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy,
...

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IN REVERSE

IN REVERSE

Has there ever been a time that a wrong decision was definitely the wrong decision?

Was it one of...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox...

C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

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Summer

Acrostic

Summer

S Sunny
U Umbrellas hibernate
M miniskirts celebrate
M men’s eyes salivate
E...

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CAKE TIME WITH MICKEY AND...

This is a tale of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
In the kitchen a cake they both decided to cook...

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The Goblin King

The ballroom was alight with sparkle.
Sparkling crystal glasses, candles held in glowing chandeliers...

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FOUR GENTLEMEN

Four sharp suited gentlemen thought of a plan
How to obtain the takings of a Post Office van...

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POINT TO YOU

POINT TO YOU

Your words have been repeatedly playing in my head...

For my sake, I better not have really...

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THE SCHOOL NOTE

The note in the school class ended up with me
Rather unlucky as the teacher happened to see
...

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THE EIGHTH DWARF

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...