Amusing

You have such
a sad and tired, old face sir ..
She said,
as she tried desperately...

Well it's not in the garden by the tall oak tree
I've looked in the lounge under the settee
...

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get...

In the tall green grasses of clover fields of Ireland
Once covered in pines centuries ago across the...

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

My tomatoes have all gone banana’s
and I don’t mean, they have all just turned yellow ..

...

Inxs of recorded messages
transmitted automatically
to my telephone number
by...

You look at me I look at you in my minds eye
You live in another world though I feel you very near...

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

I can hear someone calling out to take a chance
Not sure what they meant but I was willing to take a...

ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb
to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom.
perhaps...

Dark is the sky as I can only feel the sand between my toes
The earth seems still like a hard rock...

I am there for you every morning every night
Wagging my tail just to show off
Barking just so...

It was either New Orleans or in
old Monterey where a
crawfish jumped out of the pot
...

Hello to your halo it's way cool
(strikingly beautiful as you are)
cooler than Pinocchio or...

As a child we would play hide and seek
A fun game we thought until you were never found
See...

Doggone poet laureate
wannabe his index finger wags
nonverbally naysaying those,
who...