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Lucky Leprechaun

Lucky Leprechaun

In the tall green grasses of clover fields of Ireland
Once covered in pines centuries ago across the...

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    Wergle Flomp Good Humor...

    Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

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My Tomatoes Have All Gone...

and now for something completely banana's

My tomatoes have all gone banana’s
and I don’t mean, they have all just turned yellow ..

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I hate robocalls!

I hate robocalls!

Inxs of recorded messages
transmitted automatically
to my telephone number
by...

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The Moon Shines on Waters...

The Moon Shines on Waters Stage

You look at me I look at you in my minds eye
You live in another world though I feel you very near...

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Ongepatshket torqued skewed...

Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

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Lemonade Sugar Ride

Lemonade Sugar Ride

I can hear someone calling out to take a chance
Not sure what they meant but I was willing to take a...

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No objection to cold...

ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb
to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom.
perhaps...

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Venom

Venom

Dark is the sky as I can only feel the sand between my toes
The earth seems still like a hard rock...

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Who Said I Can’t Learn New...

Who Said I Can’t Learn New Tricks

I am there for you every morning every night
Wagging my tail just to show off
Barking just so...

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The Things One Remembers

this is a true recollection but from a while back

It was either New Orleans or in
old Monterey where a
crawfish jumped out of the pot
...

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A good thing.

A good thing.

Hello to your halo it's way cool
(strikingly beautiful as you are)
cooler than Pinocchio or...

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Behind the Trees

As a child we would play hide and seek
A fun game we thought until you were never found
See...

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Eccentric kook's...

Eccentric kook's reasonable rhyme zigzags

Doggone poet laureate
wannabe his index finger wags
nonverbally naysaying those,
who...

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Coloring smiling faces...

and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches

Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,

Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as...

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CALLED ME LIAR

CALLED ME LIAR

You called me a liar...

What did I lie about?

​​​​​​I think you know by now...

I...

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Breathtaking

The night has an irrisitant shadow over the cemetery
The sounds of whispers and echoes in the air...