Amusing

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Coloring smiling faces...

and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches

Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,

Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as...

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CALLED ME LIAR

CALLED ME LIAR

You called me a liar...

What did I lie about?

​​​​​​I think you know by now...

I...

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Breathtaking

The night has an irrisitant shadow over the cemetery
The sounds of whispers and echoes in the air...

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD...

Shame on You!!

MARTHA'S VINEYARD GOVERNOR

Martha's vineyard never denied being a Sanctuary area...

The sight of 50 migrants the Island went...

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment

alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck
seconds elapse imperceptibly
leaving me...

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The figurative nail hit on...

The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!

Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy
smok'n...

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White hair

White hair

I have white hair and it's not an issue.
It is a sign of the life I'm passing through.
It's...

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Little devil dressed in black

Little devil dressed in black

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple...

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DIRTY GERTY

We all know about dirty Gerty from number thirty
She enticed all the fellas by being rather flirty...

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I relish sparring repartee...

I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
...

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BEDROOM NOISES

Noises were coming from the bedroom last night
I hope mummy and daddy are okay and alright
I...

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THE BIRD AND THE FLY


My oh my oh my
That's a big sigh
Said the bird to a fly
Let me tell you why...

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I posit picayune...

I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management

Most favored renter status imposed on us
i.e. meaning myself;
(one tarnished prince of...

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Dragons Fang

The golden eye of curiousity glaring into my mind
Shadowing over me I feel it’s hot breath...

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I crowned the write full...

The following moniker “innocent prankster”
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as...

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Yours truly a tried and...

Yours truly a tried and true Philly buster

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my...