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MILESTONES

I passed my driving test when I was seventeen,
then I could vote at eighteen, didn't know what it...

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Lies

I don't think I can take too much more.
They carry with them, an insatiable panic.
It's those...

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Rapid Delivery!

Rapid Delivery!

guess whos back, back again
No its not eminem its james with his pen haha ?

ready to drop...

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The Un-Haiku

The Un-Haiku

Haiku sound so mismatched
odd numbered syllables don’t mix.
so this goes six, eight, six.

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APOLOGY

APOLOGY

Horror of horrors, I am undone!
Revealed as a charlatan
I stand corrected denuded,
...

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Attributes of Being Average 

Attributes of Being Average 

(alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured
from go win addle American
non...

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HOMAGE TO WRITER’S BLOCK

HOMAGE TO WRITER’S BLOCK

Pummeled by silence
Battered by nothingness
I stand befuddled

All said
...

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the sea

the sea

the sea

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The fucKing dream

The fucKing dream

Greys
Touching your head
And mine
Aging we are
....these ancient seas
...

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Tiger

Frosty Afternoon
A royal,evil tiger roars
enjoying the mouse

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Overrun By Teddy Bears And...

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you...

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REMAIN HEALTHY

REMAIN HEALTHY

Red is not green
It is a meanwhile
The villain asks, come, come
Punishment is not...

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HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

Such a familiar sight...

I want to be just like you...

We're so much alike...

You'...

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Matthew Scott Harris Born...

Matthew Scott Harris Born January 13th, 1959

Thank ye immensely devoted sister Shari
for availing Shana Aubrey
an expansive plethora of...

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The Suitcase

The Suitcase

Stylish,well presented
I headed out of the door
Down the slope I glided
You couldn’t...

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Butterfly(!)^(!) Purple...

Butterfly(!)^(!) Purple with Witchcraft from my LIPS & Stardust in my Pocket (EYE) turn Master Poets into BUTTERFLY'S ()$() join the CLUB

This poem is a Magic Spell to Turn master Poet Barda Gales
into a BUTTERFLY.,.when the Footless...