Coming off the school bus there was my Dad with my bedroom suite on top of that borrowed truck.
I...
What's the matter Sparrow?
Major Problem Heidi...
Did you have another mishap Sparrow?...
This is really starting to bug me I can't think right I feel twisted right when I have...O..mOn my...
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Hey, racists, please listen to this story: There was a young man called Jamal Hussain He's...
What Sparrowsong? I'm not joking. There's am alien in the phone. Really? What does the alien look like? It...
You continue to be the driving force of my life. Where I go. When I go. Who I can talk to. Who I can't talk...
GOD! I AM SO Sorry. I didn't mean to bump you. I started walking a little faster and didn't realize it....
Sparrow. SPARROW? SPARROWSONG? YEAH. Are you listening to me? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. What did I say. You...
Hello is Sparrowsong there? Yes who's calling? My name is Raymond I got one of her business cards. Hold on...
I think I'm ready Sparrowsong. All right. What do you have so far? Hi My name is Heidi and I want you to...
The Warden yelled and said no more music. He's trying to rest. He about blew his top and got angry 'cause...
Good thing I experienced hypothermia already. Don't Panic. Extremely Cold. It was alright until the door...
I was thinking about something. That's not new news Sparrow. What would you consider for a time frame of me...
Good day Sir. In 1993 there was an incident that took place in the presence of at the time 3 year old...
What happened Sparrow? Well, customers were concerned 'cause they told the manager I'm walking around too...
I see what you mean. Really? Not too random,sparrow. What? You can't get shot on purpose and I can't...
What if he finds out the plan and kills you in the morning? Such positive thinking. There's nowhere to go...