God. Help me out here. She just kicked two more times. She's still laughing. I can't watch this anymore. If...
Nurse Nurse come quick. What's wrong? Sparrow she fluttered. I thought we lost her. The way she probably...
Aren't you listening can't you here there cries dont you see the misery in all thier lives all of...
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Why can't justice ever be gotten free Sir, can't you squash beef between she and he Cost of...
I'd rather be called Black Pete by the Dutch Then be called doomed sinner By God, I...
Not too comfortable with this story...sorry...had to remove it...just did not sit too well with me...ok...
Humanity at its worst Today we fall As a result of our treacherous ways. Who else is...
I,M KNOW I,M A MUPPET BUT LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY NOSE! IT,S SO EMBARRASSING , BUT ...
LOOK AT MY LOVELY HANDS BEFORE YOU LOOK AT MY UGLY FACE ! I,VE GOT BEAUTIFUL LONG NAILS !...
THIS IS BETTER, THAN ANY " SOAP" BY DAY . PEOPLE THINK I AM A POPE! BY NIGHT, I AM A BUSY...
Like erasing chalk from a board mankind has raked and stripped away what was once a priceless...
Is it that I'm not good enough, the reason you cheat Or is it just your selfish ways Did I...
I am so fucking sick of this wait These sadistic acts of man. Filling faultless hearts with...
Self inflicted, devolution. We search, for a solution. Looking all around when the answers...
I believe in the generic genius The laws of Aphrodite The power of ignorance without knowing...