FUCK"D NOSE !?X

I,M KNOW I,M A MUPPET
BUT LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY NOSE!
IT,S SO EMBARRASSING , BUT
THERE,S NOT AN AWFUL LOT 
I CAN DO ABOUT IT, I DO SURPOSE?
EVEN IF IT WAS STRAIGHT
IT WOULDN,T BE GREAT
BUT IT,S BENT A S FUCK
THAT,S JUST MY LUCK!
IT LOOKS LLIKE A SHIT 
& I HAVE TO WALK ABOUT, LIKE IT 
I WISH MY CREATOR 
HAD MADE IT SHORTER
LETS HOPE I DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER
NOT MUCH CHANCE OF THAT
I CANT EVEN GET A CHAT
LET ALONE A SHAG?
I THINK I MIGHT GET  A BAG!
& CUT 2 HOLES , SO I CAN SEE
THIS IS JUST ME , A CATASTROPHE
UNLESS I CAN AFFORD SURGERY
SO MY NOSE, LOOKS MORE LIKE A NOSE!
INSTEAD OF , A BRANCH ON A TREE !

Tracy Timothy xx