Beware

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The Victim Mentality

We are living in a society
Where no one is to blame
One that rewards being a victim
...

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Better Then Therapy

Better Then Therapy

Waking up within a daze to a constant bitter taste.
Look in the mirror for self destruct step back...

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HEAVEN AND HELL CHALLENGE

Exercise

HEAVEN AND HELL CHALLENGE

The right equipment is important...

Mats, Balls, and whatever partner your workout calls for......

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PASS ON YOUR JUMBLE


I know of a man who would take your jumble
Known to all as he always starts to mumble...

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Very very black you are in...

Very very black you are in heart

Very very black you are in heart taking all that robs me of my life without taking it whole
My day...

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The Welcoming Committee

The Welcoming Committee

Beware of the dogs!
Cardi, Buster and Spot.
Family, friends and foes!
They welcome all...

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Snaggletooth The Snitch

Snaggletooth The Snitch

Me and the missus live in decent
sturdy accommodations (formerly
Schwenksville Elementary...

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Reprobate fictional...

Reprobate fictional schnorrer...

Who never did a lick of work
gifted lifelong entitlement,
yet possessed webbed wide world...

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Courtesy Google, I learned...

Constitutes the world’s largest
first-party data platform
for insights, activation and...

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They Say…

They Say…

Opposites attract, so what kind of phone do you have?

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Implementing chops to...

Implementing chops to acquire self survival

speculative fictional account
courtesy yours truly interpretation
impossible mission to...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship...

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Summit Times Ja Just Gotta...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

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The old battle axe and her...

The old battle axe and her hunchbacked henchwomen

Matriarch mastermind manipulated minions
rang their hells bells signifying
damned to traverse...

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Brutal Honesty

Brutal Honesty

11 12 01
10 02
09 ? 03
08 04
07 06 05

Go ahead and plan out every...

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On Autopilot 🥲

On Autopilot 🥲

Turning my head around to see where I had been

I had no recollection of those three miles of...