Beware

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Black Ball

Bases are loaded as you throw your curve ball
Promises are the pokeman gotta catchum all
You...

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The Doggy Dog Dog

In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs
until I came across a doggy dog dog
Precieved a...

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Maniacal madman manacled me

Maniacal madman manacled me

Ironclad choke hold tightened
around pencil necked geek
stranglehold noose asphyxiated...

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Careless heart.

Careless heart.

Careless heart.
He stumbled to her click ,
she ask and said ' what a Prick"
He hung...

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Spouse sports unbridled...

Spouse sports unbridled consummate gluttonous appetite

Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey
oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes
everything...

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The face of a chronic illness

The face of a chronic illness

The face of a chronic illness
Is my face half the day
All of my day
My keeping it away...

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Another One Fired By Musk

Another One Fired By Musk

Sung to the song of ā€œAnother Bites the Dustā€ by Queen

Another One Fired By Musk

Oh, fire ā€˜...

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TAB༄

TAB༄

To get born actually leads a soul to sorrow.
The body is just to borrow.

We are already born...

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The Little People

The Little People

The old ones
The little people
Those elusive
Almost fictional fae

Unrestrained...

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Haunting Dream of Past

Haunting Dream of Past

Many, many years ago,
A little girl I was,
With a reoccurring nightmare,
That was...

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ā€œFAKEā€ Festering Marital...

ā€œFAKEā€ Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired...

More than a bajillion painful eons
after pledging troth
with thee missus,
whom I...

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Therapy between beatings.

Therapy between beatings.

Hit" and hit,
After hit...
Now you hear the ring"
And Now you sit.

in a seat...

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Poison

Poison

Those pretty lips drip poison
Oh what a surprise
Behind those bright lit eyes
A...

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POLICE OFFICERS MULTI...

POLICE OFFICERS MULTI BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR SIDE BUSINESS

Have your credit cards ready...

Cell phones too...

Say goodbye to your cash...

That...

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A-Whoooooo?

A-Whoooooo?

A wolf in sheep’s clothing
One had no idea
This was a devil in disguise
A burden to...

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Ides of march

Ides of march

Beweare the ides of march.
If you Turn your back be smart.
Your friends could be a farce.

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Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

(Any resemblance between said title,
as told tummy by ya finch,
and commander in chief,......