Birth

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Happy birthday Aston

My fiancรฉes 11 yr old boys birthday

30/11/2021
Happy birthday Aston
I know Iโ€™ve only been in your life,
A little over a...

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Happy birthday Matthew...

Happy birthday Matthew Scott Harris

Yours truly an aging baby boomer
long haired pencil necked geek
trademark disheveled...

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Mary, Mary . . . . .

Mary, Mary . . . . .

Mary, Mary, quite contrary . . . . . .
I will bear you a son, mine as well as yours;
Henry...

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Old 78โ€™s And A Young...

Happy Birthday Susan

Old 78โ€™s And A Young Seventy-Eight

Old records from many years ago, were 78 RPMโ€™s;
If youโ€™ve lived as long as we have, you will...

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Miracle ova fertilized cell...

Miracle ova fertilized cell...

Yielded pink bundle of joy
self determined autonomous millennial
relocated University of...

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BIRTHDAY IN TWO THOUSAND...

A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!

BIRTHDAY IN TWO THOUSAND YEARS TIME

Actually it was in October but of course that's immaterial,
because Jesus was to live forever at the...

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Scratch

Scratchy

three cheers for existence
a noble voice shouts from the back
crawling stalling knives and...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

insync, especially with Amitiza delivered solid ecstasy

100% Natural psyllium husk...

Without shadow of doubt
I feel much relief
though literally pooped out
attested...

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Existence

Existence

On the brink of existence
Where consciousness meets thought
To scatter in matter
All...

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100 Birthday Candles ๐ŸŽ‚

100 Birthday Candles ๐ŸŽ‚

100 birthday candles ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚
Lighting up my birthday cake ๐ŸŽ‚
Candles burning with dreams and...

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Mine psyche riddled with...

Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk - haint no joke

Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
...

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Aviary

Aviary

bright colours,
fluttering,
alighting

no sleep now
i am in too deep

...

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To My Daughter

To My Daughter

There is something you should know
It happened twenty six years ago
You were born once upon a...

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Untitled~

Untitled~
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Sole (and soul) brother...

and eldest sister absolved of guilt once and for all

Sole (and soul) brother waves magic wand (poof)...,

Be happy don't worry
understood how thee feel sorry
for never defending me madam norry...

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Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX

Dedicated to Agnes M. Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX

You were born on August 2, 1948, you were a Leo just like me.
If you hadn't died, today you would've...