Car

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After The Movies

After The Movies

After the movie
we sat there
in the dark.
His arm
around my shoulder
and...

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Text and Run

Text and Run

While I drove, I would text.
I wasn't prepared for what happened next.
Last month, I lost...

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Argh...What Accursed Fate...

Argh...What Accursed Fate Did Lurk...

Regarding thee 2009 Hyundai Sonata
(50+ shades of gray), a cred
debt tub bull vehicle, that...

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Key Knees Zion Echo Gnome Mix

Key Knees Zion Echo Gnome Mix

(lesson taught during the foggy night
of December 29th, 2018)

Right there on the driver side...

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Oh No Mister Bill! Not...

Oh No Mister Bill! Not Another Car Repair!

Aside from vehicular insurance, you
must be aware another
reason car ownership
finds...

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Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys

I can truly say that boys will be boys,
they love women more than gadgets and toys.
Boys are...

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Convertible

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

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Jackass Jockeys

Jackass Jockeys

Each weekday morning just past seven, we drive 20 miles, to Linda’s work;
This poem is about what...

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WHY TAKE THE CAR ?

WHY TAKE THE CAR ?

The lights of the cars reflect and dazzle my eyes
All lined up in a row it's hardly a surprise...

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Wintertime blues ❄️?

I hate driving in the wintertime
Especially when its icy
If the roads haven’t been gritted...

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What an ordeal?

What an ordeal ?

I have my driving test today
God knows how it will go
But I’m...

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GOODBYE TO THE BEETLE

GOODBYE TO THE BEETLE

I have dear friends never been a car man
I am more of a sports and music fan
But an item on...

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Left … or … right

Left  … or … right

The sun was shining brightly, no mercy did it show,
As round the Countdown supermarket car park we...

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DRIVING TEST NUMBER 22

DRIVING TEST NUMBER 22

I have a big task ahead of me today
My driving test beckons hope it will be okay
I'm nervous...

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Traffic Light Disaster

Traffic Light Disaster

As soon as I ran that red light, I knew that our fates were sealed.
Because of my carelessness and...

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Which is faster? My...

I love the feeling i get when im racing to see u,
Which is faster,
My car or my heartbeat,...

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Which is faster? My...

I love the feeling i get when im racing to see u,
Which is faster,
My car or my heartbeat,...