The passenger sat in the van, staring out the window and trying to avoid eye contact with everyone else....
Ash peppers the air Taps shatter my feet Thud my heart As it hovers through the...
My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift. He bought me a Corvette but he...
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We picked a date, ordered a five-pound brick of silly putty, and the banonkey – with his toucan friend- was...
Endless money pit . Enduring remeberance of my dead dad who put it in his will , his wishes for me to gain...
It was that time of the month and I sure did dread it. A deadbeat customer was coming to my store to...
I remember this dream every time I tell it like it happened just yesterday. I was awoken from this dream...
I could see the Ambulance coming, They parked and ran to me, There was blood coming from...
You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line. You've been pestering...
I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I...
The Automobile Industry has revolutionized throughout the World...
​​​​​Throughout the years Makes...
Hit by a car Didn’t go far Just scrapes and scratches Healed with spray and patches...
(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)
I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...
When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease; Normally, it describes the...
Well what a tedius day I’ve had My cars not feeling very well Tho it is an automatic ...
After the movie we sat there in the dark. His arm around my shoulder and...
While I drove, I would text. I wasn't prepared for what happened next. Last month, I lost...
