I have a prediction for the future. It may come true or it may not. I predict that in fifty years from now...
Radar detectors detect something other than just radar. They also detect speeders. If you see a radar...
It was a fixed rate, your heart was constant, as we passed hanging grapes, wine and virgins, ...
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Makes sense why people want him for President...
He says yes when others say no...
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I need a pick-me-up to lift my mood and if our new car would hurry up, I am sure that it would..So I am...
Oh imagine if I had one of these.. wouldn’t it just be the bee’s knees.. to ride like the wind in the...
I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car. He could've chosen something cheaper...
You kept them cooped up, ripening in their cigarette packets. Fleshless, cracked and empty...
when life seems to get you down and all you want to wear is a frown look upon everyone's...
A Pedestrian was hit and left to die...
He has a name and a Child of his own...
For I am...
A hardy acknowledgement yessiree to the blessed sister Amelie worthy of such beloved, devoted...
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Three red cars all heading the same way, each and every one of them almost full up with passengers this...
I'll give you a lift to heaven - double rate, maybe a discount if we get to the pearly gate, ...
They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim. I stole a Police Car from two...
Best nondescript literate jinxed humble dug good feller ya e'er seen amenable, a non biased...
Driving along the dual carriage way today..I overtook wagons to keep out of there way.. revving up &...