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Taxi To Heaven

Taxi To Heaven

It was a fixed rate, your heart was constant,
as we passed hanging grapes, wine and virgins,
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PUT THE GAVEL AWAY JUDGE

PUT THE GAVEL AWAY JUDGE

Makes sense why people want him for President...

He says yes when others say no...

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Hurry up Mr. Garageman ??

Hurry up Mr. Garageman ??

I need a pick-me-up to lift my mood and if our new car would hurry up, I am sure that it would..So I am...

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A woman can dream ?

A woman can dream ?

Oh imagine if I had one of these.. wouldn’t it just be the bee’s knees.. to ride like the wind in the...

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My Son's Jaguar

Warning: This poem has content that may not be suitable for...

My Son's Jaguar

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

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Roadkill

Roadkill

You kept them cooped up,
ripening in their cigarette packets.
Fleshless, cracked and empty...

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Smile

Smile

when life seems to get you down
and all you want to wear is a frown
look upon everyone's...

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HIT AND RUN DRIVER

Please Come Out

HIT AND RUN DRIVER

A Pedestrian was hit and left to die...

He has a name and a Child of his own...

For I am...

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January 17th, 2020, a moost...

January 17th, 2020, a moost memorable outing at Collegeville Diner

A hardy acknowledgement yessiree
to the blessed sister Amelie worthy
of such beloved, devoted...

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Socked and winded...

Socked and winded unconscious checking account...

(alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019
issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice...

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Three red cars

Three red cars

Three red cars all heading the same way, each and every one of them almost full up with passengers this...

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The Taxi Driver

The Taxi Driver

I'll give you a lift to heaven - double rate,
maybe a discount if we get to the pearly gate,
...

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How Stealing Started a Scandal

How Stealing Started a Scandal

They said it couldn't be done, they said that my chances were slim.
I stole a Police Car from two...

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Seek fortune teller asap ...

Seek fortune teller asap (haint no fable)

Best nondescript literate jinxed
humble dug good feller ya e'er seen
amenable, a non biased...

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A rat race on our roads..

A rat race on our roads..

Driving along the dual carriage way today..I overtook wagons to keep out of there way.. revving up &...

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Tougher Tests For...

Tougher Tests For Handicapped Drivers

Last week at my LA Fitness Club, in the middle of the day;
A handicapped driver was parking, but...

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My Stolen General Lee

My Stolen General Lee

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.
He stole my car which was an identical...