Car

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Too cheap to buy a GPS

Too cheap to buy a GPS

We're hopelessly lost and in great distress.
I was too damn cheap to purchase a GPS.
My...

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You'll be sorry if you...

You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end...

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Don't Text and Drive

While driving, a woman decided to text.
It was horrible what happened next.
She wrecked her...

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Over I-20

Over I-20
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“Caught in the game”

   “Caught in the game”

“Caught in the game”(cold case #8)

Sixteen, wild and young,

is how the story begun and...

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7:05 AM

At 7:05 this time last year,

Our world was shattered,

Left in tears.

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A...

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Philandering in Indiana

Planes draw lines in the welkin;

the sun's exhaustion has taken notice.

She rubs her...

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Green River, Wyoming

Black 85 Ltd busted hose and spilling fluid.

I watched antifreeze and water fill the permeant wagon...

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Big Bad Buick

Big Bad Buick
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Sport car

Sport car
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Cars are sexy

Cars are sexy

Cars are sexy in particular red
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Ferrari is perfect in my head...

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PARKING AUTOCRACY

It is a job that carries no sympathy
And makes both parties unhappy

Hated and berated...

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Pastel Vintage

Pastel Vintage