Car

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He Said No To Fellatio

When a man gave a ride to a stranger, she wanted to perform fellatio.
But he is a gentleman who has...

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Road Rage

Road Rage

Impatience, anger and shouting, rude hand gestures, rule of the day
Lane hopping, queuing and...

Poem -

Under the Hood

I like cars a lot,
Got the same love for them cars that my fathers got,
But most cars are...

Art -

A Era

A Era
Poem -

A Mans Obsession

A Mans Obsession

I do love my automobile

I cherish the way she makes me feel

Her engine runs like a dream...

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i say

i'll call it an ambush
these speakers are my soldiers
she smirks
you're no...

Art -

When it rains it pours

When it rains it pours
Poem -

My Wife's Car Is In...

My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

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Keep Your Eyes On The Damn...

Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes.
And that's exactly...