Car

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Road Rage

Road Rage

Impatience, anger and shouting, rude hand gestures, rule of the day
Lane hopping, queuing and...

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Under the Hood

I like cars a lot,
Got the same love for them cars that my fathers got,
But most cars are...

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A Era

A Era
Poem -

A Mans Obsession

A Mans Obsession

I do love my automobile

I cherish the way she makes me feel

Her engine runs like a dream...

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i say

i'll call it an ambush
these speakers are my soldiers
she smirks
you're no...

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When it rains it pours

When it rains it pours
Poem -

My Wife's Car Is In...

My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

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Keep Your Eyes On The Damn...

Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes.
And that's exactly...

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Too cheap to buy a GPS

Too cheap to buy a GPS

We're hopelessly lost and in great distress.
I was too damn cheap to purchase a GPS.
My...

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You'll be sorry if you...

You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end...